It’s My Birthday! Yeah? And?

It's Your Birthday

It’s my birthday! Who cares?

Who actually gives a shiny shit?

Maybe no one? Maybe Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber? Maybe Matthew Modine?

It’s just another day, right? Another day closer to death, which when it comes around each year, reminds me of the loved ones who have passed away near the date of my birthday.

Inconsiderate/Unfortunate *delete as appropriate.

To make it even more fucking super awesome, I am writing this post whilst on my own, staying at the shittiest Premier Inn in the entire  Universe while eating something that looks like chips, smells like chips but tastes like Lego.

It’s not all doom and gloom however. Using one of my superpowers of predicting the future, I knew this week would be quite crappy so I needed a way of making it not be bollocks, but be the ‘dog’s bollocks’.

How exactly?

Exchange gifts with my ‘birthday twin’ and film the results! Obviously!

WTF is a birthday twin? Haylee at Aloada Bobbins is an awesome girl and we have a lot of things in common including having the same birthday – March 22nd – different years, natch!

You can watch her video here (assuming she has stopped singing while folding up pieces of paper and has found the time to upload her video to youtube).

You can watch my one below.

WARNING – please refrain from watching unless you have 20 minutes to spare and don’t mind the idea of seeing a Scottish twat drink wine, talk shit, laugh at his own jokes while attempting to unwrap presents in a ‘pre-defined’ order.

Enjoy…or not…whatever – I’m too bloody old to care about  what people think anymore…

What about you? Is your birthday on March 22nd? Or, do you have a birthday twin? Let me know in the comments!

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25 thoughts on “It’s My Birthday! Yeah? And?

    – not bank statements (or school files!)
    – I bought the tissue paper
    – you’ll get me in trouble with Ofsted (was this who you were thinking of?!)
    – ORIGAMEOKE. it’s YOUR word!!!
    – I’m glad you got the cardboard box reference.
    – it was wallpaper.
    – sorry there was no mouth!
    – sorry (again) for the mess!
    – e-safety Steve! (Yes, still teaching)
    – I want to do another one
    – loved it, awesome, thank you!!! 😁


    1. Oh what a surprise! A bulleted list of responses haha! This was totally great fun to do and I’d defo like to do it again next year when I’m 39 again haha. Hope I didn’t offend you too much or get you into trouble with UKIP/OFFSTED lol. Btw if you are buying me shoes then that’s the wrong box, I’m a size 8. That was Gregs shoe box. Don’t tell him I took it though. He thinks it’s still being used to store his Sellotape in (which there is actually none left of either). Awesome, thanks for doing this 😀😀😀😀

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      1. Not offended, but don’t go associating me with that political party thank you very much!! It was a lot of fun – we can do a Christmas edition 🙂 Sam was very annoyed at me though for the quality of my video and the lighting. Told me off for using the front camera after ‘everything he’s taught me’! Ah well…
        And I won’t tell Greg that his box is in the land of recycling!


      2. 🙂 its not like we are pros at it…yet! I used the front camera too and didn’t even think about lighting. Maybe we’ll get better? Oh and yes defo let’s do it again at Christmas. It was funny when you could hear you crack your hand on the table as you lifted up your hand. Well maybe it didn’t but it sounded like it lol

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