Celebrity Big Brother 2016: The “Poor Man’s Housemates” Edition

As always, I watched the launch episode of Celebrity Big Brother – whether I continue to watch it remains to be seen. Last year I stuck to my philosophy of being an Internet Moomin with my review of the 2015 contestants. This year for the 2016 contestants I wasn’t in the mood for being so nice…

Angie Bowie

The poor man’s “Wonder Woman

Christopher Maloney

The poor man’s Paul O’Grady

Danniella Westbrook

The poor man’s Kerry Katona

Darren Day

The poor man’s Gary Barlow

David Gest

The poor man’s Elephant Man

Gemma Collins

The poor man’s Miss Piggy

 Jeremy McConnell

The very poor man’s David Beckham

John Partridge

The poor man’s “milk tray man”

Jonathan Cheban

The poor man’s Perez Hilton

Kristina Rihanoff

The poor man’s Russian dancing bear

Megan McKenna

The poor man’s loud-mouth slapper who lives around the corner

Nancy Dell’Olio

The poor man’s Ulrika Jonsson

Scotty T

The poor man’s TWAT!

Stephanie Davis

The poor man’s Sheridan Smith and Sound Of Music Reject

Tiffany Pollard

The poor man’s white Vicky

Winston McKenzie

The very, very, very poor man’s Chris Eubank




What do you think of the contestants this year?

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