The World’s Top 10 Awkward Halloween Photos 2015

Awkward Halloween Photos

Halloween is coming up so before I produce the 2017 list here’s a reminder of the photos from 2015…

10 – “Alie-nan” – Don’t you just hate it when you go to show your Gran your costume and you realise that she is wearing better shoes than you are. Honestly, gran – text me next time so we don’t clash! Never mind at least you can borrow her pile cream as it looks like it’s needed!
9 – “WTF?” – Is the boy trying to work out if these guys are scarecrows, terrorists, kidnappers or is he just too damn shit scared to even think about anything?

Kids – surely you want to dress them up in fun costumes and not like this…

8a – “Driving Little Miss Daisy” – Note to the parents – Just because you dress her up as an old lady and take care of her now doesn’t mean to say she will return the favour and look after you when you are actually old!


8b – “The Marlboro Kid” – “Son, don’t drink, don’t smoke despite of the fact that we’re dressed like this”. Great example to set and I assume that’s mum running out the gate to fetch the crack pipe costume to dress his sister up in.

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7 – “Animal Farm” – Possibly the scariest farm animal costumes ever but I’m pretty sure I used to work with that pig…
6 – “Unloved” – When you suddenly realise that your brothers and sister have proper costumes and you have a bin bag!

Characters from Kids TV – by all means dress up as them but don’t ruin it for everyone by doing this…

5a – “It’s Not Okay Bert” – Today Sesame Street is brought to you by R for Radiation…


5b – “Big Babies” – This is just wrong, wrong, wrong! I can never watch Rugrats again!
4 – “Bitch!” – Don’t get me wrong, dressing up animals is funny but dressing them to look like humans is just freaky!
3 – “The Dickheads” – Mum: “We’re The Coneheads Kids”                                                                        Dad: “Yeah…suuuure we are”
2 – “What’s More Scary?” – Is it the clown or is it the size of this guy’s penis?


1 – “It Makes Me Wonder” – you just can’t beat a good superhero costume at Halloween but I’m not actually convinced that it’s Halloween in this photo and I’m quite sure this is how she dresses to go shopping. I NEED to meet this woman!

Do you have a favourite awkward halloween photo?

Do you have any Halloween fails you are brave enough to share? I’d love to hear about them so share them with me in the comments below or tweet me @MrMcSteveface.

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Come back soon for my 2017 Halloween Top Ten and in the meantime take a look at my other Awkward Photos Top Tens.

Awkward Halloween Photos

22 thoughts on “The World’s Top 10 Awkward Halloween Photos 2015

  1. I just came over from Suzie’s party and… Well, I just don’t have words for these photos. Um…thanks?

    (My favorite is “…I assume that’s mum running out the gate to fetch the crack pipe costume to dress his sister up in.” Still laughing!)

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  2. HahaHA! Oh what a great start to the morning! Poor old Wonder Woman, it makes me wonder why the hell she would go out like that.
    The cigs and alcohol combo, Ahhhh, how sweet. Little Marlborough junior doesn’t stand a chance does he, bless him!

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